Dear Air-Traffic Controllers ( Read more... )

Dear Minnesota Orchestra Management:

Please stop sending me letters badmouthing your musicians. Stop sending them to my e-mail. Stop sending them (in duplicate copy, no less!) to my postal address. Stop calling me to ask for money while you are making this mess with your musicians, but particularly stop badmouthing your musicians. I have asked ( Read more... )

Dear Snow:

Remember the time we spent Halloween together? That was awesome! Let's do it again!

Love,
mrissa

Dear people writing books that have anything to do with war, fiction or nonfiction ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Gabriel,

If you had turned out to be a veteran goblin hunter, I would totally not have been surprised.

Also, I miss you.

Respect and so much gratitude,
Marissa

Dear Sir ( Read more... )

Dear Carter ( Read more... )

Dear American space opera writers,

You can resist the terrible pun, "A mine is a terrible thing to waste." It does not have to go into every damn space opera series. No, really. You can. I believe in you. Contrary to all evidence, I believe in you.

Fond frustration,
mrissa

Dear fellow writers, but especially thriller and fantasy writers ( Read more... )

Dere branez,

Come back! I knede you! Will phede you hazzelnuts and book abote Korean War.

Luv,
mrissa

Dear brain,

Good to see you again! I missed you so much! We have a lot to do together this week, so we'd better get started. First let's take a minute to enjoy being together again, though.

Love,
mrissaDear brain ( Read more... )